TERMS OF SERVICE

1. ACCEPTANCE OF TERMS

Salty Rantz LLC (“we,” “us,” or “our”) operates saltyrantz.com (the “Site”). By accessing or using the Site, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service. If you do not agree, please do not use the Site.

2. THE CONTENT

Salty Rantz is a media company. The personas featured on the Site — the Rabbit, the Bear, the Sea Turtle, and the Panda — are fictional characters and do not represent real people. Posts, videos, podcasts, and social content published under these personas are commentary, satire, and opinion, and should not be taken as professional, legal, financial, or career advice.

Some content is AI-assisted and is labeled accordingly where applicable. All content on the Site is owned by Salty Rantz LLC unless otherwise credited, and may not be reproduced without permission.

3. PRODUCTS & PURCHASES

Digital products listed in the Shop are sold and fulfilled through Gumroad, a third-party e-commerce platform. Purchases, payments, refunds, and delivery of digital goods are governed by Gumroad's own Terms of Service in addition to these Terms. Salty Rantz LLC is not responsible for issues arising from Gumroad's payment processing or platform availability.

Prices, product availability, and “coming soon” listings are subject to change without notice.

4. NEWSLETTER

Subscribing to The Salty Dispatch newsletter is voluntary and free. You may unsubscribe at any time using the link in any email we send. See our Privacy Policy for how we handle your email address.

5. ACCEPTABLE USE

You agree not to:

• Use the Site for any unlawful purpose or in violation of these Terms
• Attempt to gain unauthorized access to the Site or its systems
• Reproduce, redistribute, or resell Site content without permission
• Submit false or misleading information through the newsletter or contact forms

6. THIRD-PARTY LINKS

The Site links to third-party platforms including Medium, YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, X, GitHub, and Gumroad. We are not responsible for the content, terms, or privacy practices of those third-party sites.

7. DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES

The Site and its content are provided “as is” without warranties of any kind, express or implied. We do not guarantee the Site will be error-free, uninterrupted, or free of viruses or other harmful components.

8. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY

To the fullest extent permitted by law, Salty Rantz LLC shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, or consequential damages arising from your use of the Site or its content.

9. CHANGES TO THESE TERMS

We may update these Terms from time to time. Changes will be posted on this page with an updated effective date. Your continued use of the Site after changes constitutes acceptance of the updated Terms.

10. GOVERNING LAW

These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of Nevada, USA, without regard to conflict-of-law principles.

11. CONTACT

If you have questions about these Terms, contact us at:

contact@saltyrantz.com

Salty Rantz LLC · Nevada, USA